Legend of Zelda is worse with...

Hello everyone, and welcome to this month's issue of "Everything's Worse With...". It's so great to see how many of you out there still resist the lure of the "Rule of Cool" as an excuse to screw with movies, games and TV shows. 

Today, we'll be looking at Legend of Zelda and why it's fine just the way it is.

Shakespeare is better with...

Today I'll try a diff'rent form of post,
And ask you kindly bear the try with me
As I attempt to write in polish'd verse
What else'd be as free and plain prose written,
Though hard's the fight with iambs and stress and feet
And language jumps from old to new and back.
The cause, my dearest friends, you may have guess'd
From my pretentious caption -
I dare and try to do what I should not:
Try to improve the epic plays o' Shakespeare.

Super Mario is better with...

Sorry for being late with this one, and no new game or re-release or remake or anniversary edition or limited edition release of a funny little keychain to justify this, but.... today I'll mess with the classic video game, the one that started out simple and still keeps going, the game that's instantly recognizable no matter how little you might know about gaming...

No, I'm not talking about Pong.

Nor Tetris. (Yet...)

Pirates of the Caribbean is better with...

The first movie I'll be messing around with this year... can you guess it? A hint: It has pirates, sea monsters, voodoo, undead pirates...
No, I'm not talking about "Monkey Island: The Movie". 

Sherlock Holmes is better with...

To celebrate the release of "A Game of Shadows", today I'll mess around with Sherlock Holmes.

The game's afoot! (I always wanted to say that.)

Ace Attorney is better with...

Is anyone actually reading this? Um, anyways - today I'll be looking at a game.

OK, so maybe this game is great enough already -
OBJECTION!

Star Wars is better with....

Today I'll see how I can mess around with one of the greatest sci-fi classics: 

Star Wars

So let's see how an already epic... epic can be improved.

Jurassic Park's Better With...

For my first post, I'll be looking at Jurassic Park. So here goes:

I don't own Jurassic Park, I'm just messing it up. So let's see...