Star Wars is better with....

Today I'll see how I can mess around with one of the greatest sci-fi classics: 

Star Wars

So let's see how an already epic... epic can be improved.

I don't own Star Wars, seeing as I belong to the overwhelming majority of people who are not George Lucas.

DINOSAURS!

Go look at the Expanded Universe. They're already there.

ZOMBIES!

Go look at the Expanded Universe. They're already there (and in three different flavors, no less!).

VAMPIRES!

Go look at the Expanded Universe. They're already there .

ROBOTS!

Droids.

ALIENS!

It's called Star Wars. Go figure.

NINJAS!

Go look at the Expanded Universe. They're already there.

OK, that wasn't that nice. You want more pictures, right? Soo... let's fix this.

*snap*

*time rewinds*

Today I'll see how I can mess around with one of the greatest sci-fi classics: 

Star Trek

So let's see how an already epic... epic can be improved.

I don't own Star Trek, seeing as I belong to the overwhelming majority of people who are not Gene Roddenberry.

DINOSAURS!
Just ask Q.
*snap*

ZOMBIES!
Spock's one of them! Don't be fooled! They copy your body while you sleep!

Oops. Wrong movie.
VAMPIRES!

Just think of it. He gets all the girls. Who else gets all the girls? Vampires, that's who!
ROBOTS!
Androids.
ALIENS!
It's called Star Trek. Go figure.
NINJAS!
Already there.
Where, you ask? You can't see them. They're ninjas.


(and yes, DsunShing, there might be a ghost in there, too. Or a ghost ninja.)


Huh. I just had the strangest feeling of deja vu.