Ace Attorney is better with...

Is anyone actually reading this? Um, anyways - today I'll be looking at a game.

OK, so maybe this game is great enough already -
OBJECTION!

Everything's better with dinosaurs, zombies, vampires, robots, aliens and ninjas.



DINOSAURS!
Do you remember Missile, the police dog, from case 1-4? Well, let's see how he'd be with a little less bark and a lot more bite... and razor-sharp six-inch retractable claws, I guess.
Gumshoe: Introducing Secret Weapon No. 1: "Missile"!
Maya: M-M-Missile?
Gumshoe: He's a police raptor, still in training.
Phoenix: (R-Raptor? Ulp... just what does his "training" consist of?)
Gumshoe: Missile! Missile! Here, boy...
Missile: GRARR!
Maya: Hey, he's cute. Look, Nick! Cute dinosaur! Can we keep him?
Phoenix: (… Cute? Maya, you really scare me sometimes.)
Phoenix: (And this will help us... how?)
Missile: GRARR!
Because everyone wants a pet raptor!
ZOMBIES!
Is spirit channeling close enough?
If not, Phoenix. He survives everything - maybe because he's already dead?

VAMPIRES!
Winston Payne. Because he sucks.
And he's named after the dentist of one of the developers in the original.

If not, Phoenix. He survives everything - maybe because he's undead?

ROBOTS!
Already there. Just take a look at Lisa Basil.

If you want more - Phoenix. He survives everything. Maybe because he's really indestructible and made of steel? 

ALIENS!
Look at Larry Butz. The eyes.... the eyes...

Or how about Phoenix? He survives everything - maybe because his alien physiology allows him to do so.

NINJAS!
They're already there.
No, seriously. The Jammin' Ninja, the Nickel Samurai's greatest rival.

Very inconspicuous, that guy.